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Facts About Sex

Some of these you may know, others you may not...

Sex...is better than school.
Sex...is the only thing worth talking about most of the time.
Sex...is a myth in Samoa.
Sex...is a 13-letter word.
Sex...is God's joke on human beings.
Sex...is like having dinner.
Sex...is better than better-than-sex-cake.
Sex...is not a sin (some of you may recognize this as Christianity's all-justifiable mantra...others of you may use this phrase).
Sex...is the most affordable and high-quality option for marital problems. (Can't stand the sight of your partner's face? Try a paper grocery bag--they're cheap and get the job done)
Sex...is a stab in the dark (for octopuses).
Sex...is what drives the Internet.