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Scientists have recently disproven two widely held notions.

One: swallowing chewing gum will result in having a blob of rubber in your system for 7 years. This is not true. While 20 drinks will have you throwing up all the next day, your stomach has no problem digesting a piece of pink candy.

Been shelling out too much cash to your chiropractor lately? The second: sitting up straight at a 90º angle like your mother always told you will actually destroy your lower back. It seems old wives' tales are at the heart of every problem in our civilization.

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Some of these you may know, others you may not...

Sex...is better than school.
Sex...is the only thing worth talking about most of the time.
Sex...is a myth in Samoa.
Sex...is a 13-letter word.
Sex...is God's joke on human beings.
Sex...is like having dinner.
Sex...is better than better-than-sex-cake.
Sex...is not a sin (some of you may recognize this as Christianity's all-justifiable mantra...others of you may use this phrase).
Sex...is the most affordable and high-quality option for marital problems. (Can't stand the sight of your partner's face? Try a paper grocery bag--they're cheap and get the job done)
Sex...is a stab in the dark (for octopuses).
Sex...is what drives the Internet.

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John and Bill are on their way home from a long hard day's work, when John says, "Damn, I'm hungry. Wanna stop at Hooter's?"

The waitress--who was a whopping 9.5, with a more than generous amount of cleavage--took their orders and left.

John leaned in and said, "You'll never believe it! Last night, my sister confessed that any woman could read any man's thoughts whenever she wants!"

Bill, watching the waitresses ass, said after a moment, "So THAT's why my wife left me!"

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